This Is The Dawning Of The Age Of Aquarius
Current Song: "Why Can't We Be Friends?" -- War
I'm learning all kinds of crazy crap about website management these days. I mean terribly basic stuff that I should probably already know, like how to create a sitemap. But I'm working on getting Cynical Bastards up and running, because it gives me something to do with my time that may or may not result in a little bit of money. I finally got approved as a Google AdSense site but I had to create/submit my sitemap in order to get Google to index my pages so it can provide me with content-related ads. This process is taking a while and is annoying. However, I'm glad I figured out how to get them to index my page, because it's still listed in their cache as a porn site (it was a terrible porn review site when I took it over. I kept the author's nom de plume because it was fake for that person also. Hence why I'm not credited on the site, even though all content is original to me. It made more sense to credit a site called Daphne's Closet to someone named Daphne, you know?) Anyway, hopefully once I get indexed and the directed ads go up, I can start promoting this thing on more than just this page and my Facebook profile. Since nobody really reads either one of those things.
I habitually pick at the skin on my bottom lip when I'm nervous and that has lead me down the path to injury.
I applied for another job this evening just to make myself feel semi-productive. And because I didn't apply for anything this weekend on the promise that I would start again on Monday.
Does anyone know what season of the Simpsons has the episode where Homer becomes a food critic? I could look it up but it's easier to ask.
I'm learning all kinds of crazy crap about website management these days. I mean terribly basic stuff that I should probably already know, like how to create a sitemap. But I'm working on getting Cynical Bastards up and running, because it gives me something to do with my time that may or may not result in a little bit of money. I finally got approved as a Google AdSense site but I had to create/submit my sitemap in order to get Google to index my pages so it can provide me with content-related ads. This process is taking a while and is annoying. However, I'm glad I figured out how to get them to index my page, because it's still listed in their cache as a porn site (it was a terrible porn review site when I took it over. I kept the author's nom de plume because it was fake for that person also. Hence why I'm not credited on the site, even though all content is original to me. It made more sense to credit a site called Daphne's Closet to someone named Daphne, you know?) Anyway, hopefully once I get indexed and the directed ads go up, I can start promoting this thing on more than just this page and my Facebook profile. Since nobody really reads either one of those things.
I habitually pick at the skin on my bottom lip when I'm nervous and that has lead me down the path to injury.
I applied for another job this evening just to make myself feel semi-productive. And because I didn't apply for anything this weekend on the promise that I would start again on Monday.
Does anyone know what season of the Simpsons has the episode where Homer becomes a food critic? I could look it up but it's easier to ask.
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