And Leave You Here Stripped Bare

Current Song: "The Bachelor and the Bride" -- The Decemberists

I ate a can of chili yesterday for dinner and now I just don't feel well. Thanks, Hormel!

Somebody call that job I want and tell them to do my phone interview already. It's sometime this week and the suspense is killing me.

I don't have any cookies or ice cream or anything in the house and that's just not working for me at all. What was I thinking?

Also, while you're calling that job, Person Who Is The Answer To All My Problems, please pay my bills for me and also clean the house up a bit.