My Cats Are Pissed Because I Won't Open The Window

Current Song: "Province" -- TV On The Radio

Unemployment benefits are fucking me...apparently I filed like two days shy of when I would have been able to get paid for anything? So I need to call them to see if I can refile now and make it count. This shit is pissing me off bigtime, but whatev, hopefully I just get this job and then it doesn't matter.

I've been drinking for hours and now I'm headed to the bar to play trivia and generally get sloppy. Last week DJ Steve was very rude to me when I drunkenly demanded a free t-shirt. Not my finest moment, but he was a dick. And he was totally wrong about one of his questions. Dick. Also, I got that t-shirt and I've been wearing it for about a week because I don't have enough reasons to get dressed. I'm a sad waste of a human being.

Does anyone else ever have the experience where you go to drink something and you are completely unable to swallow? That just happened to me, I had to massage my larynx to make it work. My body is a ridiculous funpark of things that don't work.

Guys, I think I love you. And that's not just the booze talking. Well, it probably is. Also, to you, or You I guess, I've basically forgiven you for being the world's worst human being, but I still don't really want to see you. So that's a step in the right direction, right? Because it's better than wanting to, you know, cut you. Brutally.

According to this song, love is the province of the brave.