It's Plain To See

Current Song: "Engine Driver" -- The Decemberists

I'm too fat to wear these pants, but I'm hoping they stretch before anyone gets a really good look at me.

My cat is mad at me for locking him on the porch last night, but he just wouldn't stop yelling and I needed sleep.

Speaking of which, I could use more sleep. Mmm, sleep, so much sleep. You're all I want in the world.

I've had heartburn consistently for like the last two weeks. Now this is combined with random abdominal pain. If I wasn't so sure otherwise, I'd think I might be pregnant.