I'm Still In Love With Dave Foley

Current Song: "This Modern Love" -- Bloc Party

I ate almost a pound of chocolate chip cookie dough and now I don't feel well. So, unemployment is going well. I've spent all day watching Kids in the Hall and looking for jobs on the internet (not as easy as it sounds). I really want some wine so I can sit around drinking wine. That'd be great.

I bit my cheek earlier and it hurts a whole lot.

I'm tired of explaining what happened to my job.

The nice thing about staying home all day is that I end up not spending any money.

"Lopez!"