Failure Pile & Sadness Bowl

Current Song: "Tradition" -- John Williams (Fiddler On The Roof Soundtrack)

I'm listening to Patton Oswalt's last album for the first time in a long time and I'd forgotten how great it is.

I'm hungry and all my food requires cooking. And it's 1 AM so I'm not terribly motivated.

I applied for a job as a Lab Tech at a drug use analysis center but I had to rescind my application when I discovered that they somehow require a driver's license. That shit is discriminatory.

Also I just really want to work in CSI-type shit.

"Character actors -- who gives a fuck if we're fat?" -- Brian Dennehey