Pretty Sure That's Life Slapping Me In The Face

Oh, and, I just found out that the guy who lived next door to me in the dorms my freshman year at Hamline is

A) Married
B) Working in a crime lab as a forensic specialist, and
C) A City Councilman in Elk River.

Meanwhile, I spent last night drinking and listening to Nine Inch Nails.

I'm so behind in the timeline.