I Want To Work For Perverted Justice

Here's a note about the television programming available at 3:00 AM on a Friday: at least three channels are showing the Girls Gone Wild infomercial, and MSNBC is showing To Catch A Predator.

Apparently beer aggravates my uterus wanting to shatter.

Chad and Dan and I made Russian rye bread and then watched Constantine. Simple things are often the best things.

I've been writing in bulletins lately. I don't think in paragraphs anymore, just bullet points. It's the American Way.

Remember when you used to call me at 2 in the morning to tell me that you loved me? What happened to that? I still like to hear it.