I Can't Stop This Feeling Deep Inside Of Me (Feels Like Failure)
On the agenda, in no particular order:
*Complete the last MAXSA assignment, which will likely be two pages of the words "This is such complete bullshit." Ending with "Screw Flanders." When all else fails, make a Simpsons reference that everyone can enjoy.
*Read The House of Barnarda Alba by Federico Garcia Lorca.
*Read Dancing at Lughnasa by Brian Friel.
*Read the SparkNotes for Uncle Vanya by some Russian whose name I can't remember. In case you were keeping track, this is in fact half a semester's worth of reading.
*Write the introduction, conclusion, and supplementary bits of my PELA paper, which is already 17 pages long and will only get longer and longer. I anticipate the introduction to be no less than four pages. I am long-winded. (Cf: everything you've ever known about me.)
Due date for all of this: Monday, December 11. Also known as "tomorrow."
I am an academic superstar.
*****
Reason #646 Why You've Always Hated Me:
I finished everything but Uncle Vanya. Which doesn't have to be done until Tuesday. Sure, my PELA conclusion is a little weak, but you know what? It's done. So, procrastinators everywhere, let's band together to shun the nonbelievers and proclaim "By God I can do a semester's worth of work in one weekend!" [cue KC and the Sunshine Band]
*Complete the last MAXSA assignment, which will likely be two pages of the words "This is such complete bullshit." Ending with "Screw Flanders." When all else fails, make a Simpsons reference that everyone can enjoy.
*Read The House of Barnarda Alba by Federico Garcia Lorca.
*Read Dancing at Lughnasa by Brian Friel.
*Read the SparkNotes for Uncle Vanya by some Russian whose name I can't remember. In case you were keeping track, this is in fact half a semester's worth of reading.
*Write the introduction, conclusion, and supplementary bits of my PELA paper, which is already 17 pages long and will only get longer and longer. I anticipate the introduction to be no less than four pages. I am long-winded. (Cf: everything you've ever known about me.)
Due date for all of this: Monday, December 11. Also known as "tomorrow."
I am an academic superstar.
*****
Reason #646 Why You've Always Hated Me:
I finished everything but Uncle Vanya. Which doesn't have to be done until Tuesday. Sure, my PELA conclusion is a little weak, but you know what? It's done. So, procrastinators everywhere, let's band together to shun the nonbelievers and proclaim "By God I can do a semester's worth of work in one weekend!" [cue KC and the Sunshine Band]
spit at you by Nil at 10:45 AM
1 Comments:
now that you're siting two feet away from me, i have come up with a fantastic idea that we should have utilized in september: since we have two different TA's, we should have done every other assignment and shared the info with each other.
damnit. tomorrow i'm going to die.
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