We're Just Waiting For A Pardon

Current Song: "Saint John" -- Cold War Kids

It has been proposed by the other members of my child abuse class that I have any/all of the following:

a) pneumonia

b) bronchitis

c) whooping cough

I have been informed that the test for whooping cough involves a tube being jammed roughly up your nose. I will pass on this, if at all possible. The secret point is, I'm dying.