Claiming Access To The Akashic Records

Current Song: "Fitzcarraldo" -- The Frames

It's my birthday so I'm wearing comfortable but terribly unflattering clothes. I am allowed to be fat on my birthday, goddammit.

So what I really want is to fall asleep on my desk. I don't have any appointments today so I probably will.

I'm hungry and I'm thinking about ordering all the Jimmy John's for lunch. Mmmm, sammich.

Sorry for the rambling thoughts of a diseased brain. That's a general sorry.