Cool Your Jowls, Nixon

Current Song: "Somewhere That's Green" -- Audrey (Little Shop of Horrors)

Going out is a much bigger hassle than it should be now that I live ridiculously far from everything fun. Thanks, Saint Paul!

I can tell you already that this weekend is not long enough.

I'm real fat these days and I blame the easy accessibility of chocolate at work.

My eyes are itchy and I blame how much I love my cats.

It's humid and it makes me feel gross.

Even I couldn't conjecture how much happier I'd be once I left you. It's appalling what escape can do.