I Might Be Having A Stroke

Current Song: "Hard To Concentrate" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers

I left work an hour early because nobody was around to care and I didn't want to sit there anymore.

My apartment smells like fresh paint.

I had been completely losing my shit regarding the can opener situation, a mental state that was being communicated in increasingly erratic Post-It notes stuck on the kitchen cabinets, so one of the ladies who live here finally buckled and bought a new can opener. Which restored my sanity. For the most part. Why would you steal a can opener?

Most Interesting Thing I Saw Today: Nothing, man. Today was a black abyss. Did you see the movie "The Neverending Story"? The Nothing is coming.