How Were My Eyes So Blinded?

Current Song: "Daughter" -- Pearl Jam

Susan and I ate a lot of chocolate and it was ill-advised in terms of my heart valves, so I've been lying down since about 7. It hasn't helped. Sometimes I wish my heart would just give out and I could literally suffer death by chocolate.

All I want to do is nap these days.

Bay Buchanan is a racist bitch.

My job is stressful when I'm the only one that works there.

[Edit: Settle down.]